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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
Quote #23961
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Quote #165
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #22502
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...