Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #13504
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #32883
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #22906
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #29221
And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop’d we live and...
Quote #16523
There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...