Quote #14516
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote #15315
A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
Quote #459
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
Quote #21010
It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
Quote #6585
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...