Quote #2653
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Quote #1405
a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #3901
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #31414
I want my questions answered by an alert and experienced politician, prepared to be...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #713
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Quote #12777
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #29342
Ford used to have a better idea now they don’t have a clue.