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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn’t need any advice from...
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I could have spoken from Rhode Island where I have been staying … But...
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Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
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Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...