Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #30897
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #18122
Death in itself is nothing but we fear To be we know not what,...
Quote #4515
Be contented when you have got all you want.
Quote #26967
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #25694
Shun praise. Praise leads to self-delusion. Thy body is not Self, thyself is in...
Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #6687
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with...