Quote #28138
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Quote #21236
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #16814
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #10054
If the belief did not make us happy, it would not be...
Quote #1676
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
Quote #24713
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
Quote #904
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #672
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.