Quote #9931
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world.
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Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe (Very wise is he that can...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #17824
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Quote #3302
Atheism has no room for human rights.
Quote #8944
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...
Quote #4495
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...