Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #11553
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes...
Quote #27759
Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to...
Quote #2085
The people are that part of the state that does now know what it...
Quote #5797
An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #18335
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #11331
At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.