Quote #3580
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform...
Quote #25096
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #31849
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #30020
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #1223
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
Quote #5056
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Quote #1269
Nothing endures but personal qualities.
Quote #30286
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.