Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Quote #4371
There are two sides to every question.
Quote #18688
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #25676
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #6504
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...