Quote #28783
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #34600
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Quote #34698
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #15191
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Quote #2716
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Quote #15101
In life, the first thing you must do is decide what you really want....
Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #34409
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.