Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #27339
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #15445
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #29326
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
Quote #19234
Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
Quote #30918
Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
Quote #15108
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
Quote #10259
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.