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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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The yearning for an afterlife is the opposite of selfish it is love and...
Quote #5933
No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered...
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was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
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Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
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Be strong and of good courage be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed for...