Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #17417
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Quote #19216
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Quote #2053
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
Quote #23939
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
Quote #30796
Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.
Quote #6223
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
Quote #19780
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...