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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
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It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #1569
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #329
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #23908
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll...