Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #15306
I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile...
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #27726
Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any...
Quote #19638
The conspicuously wealthy turn up urging the character-building value of privation for the poor.
Quote #20707
Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #34214
To succeed is nothing, it’s an accident. but to feel is no doubts about...
Quote #25819
Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.