Quote #17823
The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Quote #11196
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
Quote #17381
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #29564
Do you ever sit down and wonder what is wrong with the world Do...
Quote #24580
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #13707
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #19859
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.