Quote #1954
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #33790
Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a...
Quote #12956
Knowledge would be fatal, it is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes...
Quote #10249
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...