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Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
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Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Nietzche started a nonsensical idea that men had once sought as good what we...
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When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #25434
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.