Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #20965
Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o’ the milk of...
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #32069
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #29336
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #34880
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.