Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #12237
Beaurocracy destroys initiative.
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #17237
Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #23445
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #6535
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here