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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
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Let us make hay while the sun shines.
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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having...
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Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
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I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.