Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #426
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Quote #20743
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #8269
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and...
Quote #20032
Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Quote #17265
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.