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For none of us can ever express the exact measure of his needs or...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
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How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.