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Here’s something to think about How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic...
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in...
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To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.
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Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...