Quote #22237
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it...
Quote #21485
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #5537
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #26081
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #29049
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
Quote #2617
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #23578
All art is but imitation of nature.
Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well