Quote #5264
I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #23811
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #19182
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
Quote #7903
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
Quote #4957
I must be cruel, only to be kind:Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.