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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Quote #2633
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Democracy is not meant to be efficient, it is meant to be fair.
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.
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I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones...
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #11187
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.