Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
Quote #14578
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote #3752
The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what...
Quote #34189
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
Quote #11341
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Quote #1878
Knowledge is power.
Quote #9613
Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the...
Quote #5983
To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.