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Laughter is an instant vacation
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If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.
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The most profound statements are often said in silence.
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It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his...
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #31740
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...