Quote #33158
One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk.
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #22025
To make mistakes is human to stumble is commonplace to be able to laugh...
Quote #1519
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my...
Quote #11770
All true wealth is biological.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11595
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #15803
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
Quote #10542
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.