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Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #15962
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A...
Quote #14726
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for...
Quote #14568
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must...
Quote #15761
There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.
Quote #3877
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.