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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
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The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #4464
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #8008
Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #32409
There was never in the history of the world a great politician who was...