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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
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The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
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What will a child learn sooner than a song?
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.