Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #10350
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #7408
Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Quote #32227
The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #16081
The written word can be erased – not so with the spoken word.
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #21667
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #18459
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...