Quote #18868
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
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He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less...
Quote #16528
I’m not a speed reader. I’m a speed understander.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
Quote #26889
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #28723
Education begins at home. You can’t blame the school for not putting into your...
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #5231
To be nobody but yourself, in a world which is doing its best, night...
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.