Quote #22002
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Quote #2213
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
Quote #11155
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Quote #4405
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #4696
And when he is out of sight, quickly also is he out of mind.
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #31027
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases ‘revenue...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #9313
Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.