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I was always puzzled by the fact that people have a great deal of...
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Why then the worlds mine oyster, Which I with sword shall open.
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and...
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #11037
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now...
Quote #8812
Learn from me, if not by my precepts, then by my example, how dangerous...
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #2916
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.