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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #15152
Habits – the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction....
Quote #23907
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Quote #11008
There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness...
Quote #23972
‘Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
Quote #31163
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #25773
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...