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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
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It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
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Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to...
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Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
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Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...