Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #31784
No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her...
Quote #15276
Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite...
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #6410
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Quote #2087
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
Quote #33666
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is...
Quote #33785
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.