William H Gass Quote #27793 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Wayne's World Quote #17650 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Francis Bacon Quote #21202 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
C.J. Harbison Quote #28455 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
Abbie Hoffman Quote #5626 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Steven Wright Quote #5349 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16926 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
Logan Pearsall Smith Quote #20592 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Life and Human Nature" Quote #8336 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28330 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...