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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
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The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
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They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...
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It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
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Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...