Quote #23049
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
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One good turn deserves another.
Quote #3670
My fellow astronauts…
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #2037
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #25677
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...