Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14961
I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula...
Quote #13995
I have learned, in whatever state I am ,therewith to be content.
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #26182
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
Quote #6189
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the...
Quote #9428
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,...
Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #7231
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.