Quote #3578
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #17511
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #21668
Dont look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Quote #2399
LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes...
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #17654
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #5280
Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.
Quote #4573
There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Quote #20496
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...