Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #25917
Adults are just children who earn money.
Quote #14487
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less...
Quote #15662
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.
Quote #14847
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Quote #8583
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...