Quote #20013
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the...
Quote #27121
Self-help must precede help from others. Even for making certain of help from heaven,...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #11030
Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.
Quote #13328
No other road, no other way, no day but today.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
Quote #11728
Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.