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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...
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Relationships–of all kinds–are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open...
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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
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You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
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Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want...
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I love those who yearn for the impossible.