Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #7716
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #27962
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun’s rays do not...
Quote #13147
The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons.
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #7355
The evil that we know is best.
Quote #26235
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #10328
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #5641
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #33927
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.